Blog: Celebrating the naughtiest time of the year
Welcome back to the Women with Vibrators Collective! We’re here this time to talk about the naughtiest day of the year. Actually, you get 12 naughty days here at Joy for Women this year. We want to honour and celebrate our fabulous WWVC by giving you 12 Clitmas specials to look forward to! So take the time to spoil yourself this year.
After all, you deserve to be on your Clitmas shopping list, too!
12 Days of Clitmas
A special offer changes daily as we lead up to Christmas. Each day you’ll have the opportunity to get a fantastic discount or freebie!
All you have to do is mark your calendars. That way you’re ready to make the most of the giving season. This is the time of year to spoil yourself and your loved ones with adult toys that bring pleasure all year round.
Don’t worry. We’re not going to leave you in the dark. Here is a complete guide to your 12 Days of Clitmas!
Black Friday & Cyber Monday
We’re kicking off the spoiling season with a massive bang, offering you 20% off all Fun Factory products!
Fun Factory is one of our most respected pleasure product brands. They invented the rechargeable vibrator in the first place! Their high-quality German motors ensure that your knees will shake throughout your advent calendar and beyond.
We suggest checking out the Fun Factory MISS BI rabbit vibrator for this sexy special.
It’s got a partner-friendly handle, so it’s easy to manoeuvre. Miss Bi is short with a delightful curve in her shaft, which makes targeting your g-zone a breeze!
The broad clitoral vibrator will send you to the stars with blended orgasms from the targeted vibrations. Miss Bi is definitely one of our most powerful rabbit-style toys.
Day 1
We’re giving you the gift of a free Pjur med clean sex toy cleaning spray when you spend $200!
Valued at $25 per bottle, this gentle formula is ideal for those who want to preserve their delicate pH levels or with sensitive skin. This product is ideal for silicone, rubber, and latex, so you can clean all your most prised pleasure possessions.
After all, you want to get on the naughty list for being the bad girl you are. Not for forgetting to clean your sex toys!
Day 2
Get 10% off the BMS Factory SIMPLE & TRUE mini bullet vibrator!
Nothing beats the classic bullet.
Bullets are great for the woman on the go who doesn’t like to waste her valuable time. With 10 powerful functions, you’ll get all the power of your larger vibrators in a discreet and adorable package. This is a great stocking stuffer for anyone with a vulva.
Day 3
½ price Pjur Woman Nude Sensitive lube with every Pjur Med Cleaning Spray purchased!
Pjur is a world-renowned lubricant and cleaning brand for a lot of reasons.
Safety and quality are their core priorities.
With advanced clinical analysis and testing of their products, you know your sensitive parts are safe. The Nude Sensitive lube is no exception!
This delightful water-based lubricant is specially designed for sensitive skin and a delicate pH balance. Since it’s water-based, it’s safe to use with all your favourite sex toys. Bonus points because it won’t stain those new sheets you just got!
Day 4
10% off Fun Factory Sundaze pulsing thrusting vibrator
Fun Factory is always creating the newest standard for sex toys. This hands-free self-thrusting vibrator has definitely raised the bar! The Sundaze allows you to lay back, relax, and be the starfish you deserve to be around this time of the year. It does all the work for you!
Once you try this powerful thruster, you’ll want to rewrite your Christmas shopping list to get one for all your friends.
Day 5
Free Pjur Nude Lube with every We-Vibe Silver Delights Limited Edition purchase!
Really looking to spoil yourself this holiday season?
Are you also looking to save some money?
We-vibe has paired two of their most popular toys together for her pleasure. Inside this purchase, you have both the Womanizer Premium and the We-vibe Tango bullet.
The Womanizer is the original sucking vibrator. It's also the only sex toy with clinical trials proving 100% of women experience an orgasm with their product.
The tango makes a natural partner for the Womanizer. Made from ultra-vibe-transmitting ABS plastic, it’ll be much stronger than any silicone counterparts.
Pair that with your FREE Pjur Nude Lube for a solo-sex session you’ll never forget.
Day 6
Free shipping on all purchases over $100!
Listen up, Western Australia and Northern Territory, because this is about you!
If you want your sex toys to arrive in time for the real Clitmas, make sure you order today, so it comes on time!
Day 7
½ price Sensuva ON Oil with every purchase over $150
We can’t talk about Sensuva oil enough.
Just one drop on your clitoris, and you’ll be buzzing with desire and arousal. It’s specially designed to help draw blood to your clitoris to heighten every sensation, stroke, and vibration. If you’re struggling with pleasure, arousal, menopause, or orgasms, this is the shortcut you’ve been looking for.
Especially if you’re trying to sneak in a cheeky orgasm before a Christmas party. This powerful bullet will give you the stress relief you're looking for and get you there on time.
Day 8
Get 50% off Pjur Med Cleaner when you buy the Vibe Couture Euphoria rabbit vibrator!
Finally, something new! Look closely. Not only does it have the famous rabbit tips, but it ALSO has a sucking vibrator!
Give your clitoris the attention it deserves.
The rabbit ears will bring bliss to your lips while the sucking vibrator sends you to the moon. The insertable arm will also bring your vagina all the classic vibe love it’s gotten used to.
This is something that the elves up north could never dream up.
Day 9
Save 10% off Pillow Talk Frisky Kegel Balls!
We all know how important doing our Kegels are. They help you recover from childbirth, strengthen your orgasms, and help you avoid incontinence. These adorable Kegel balls will help you on your pelvic floor health journey!
Day 10
Free Pjur Women Nude Sensitive Lube with every Pillow Talk Limited Edition purchase
No sex toy purchase is complete without a lube to go with it! The Pjur Women Nude Sensitive Lube is the ideal water-based lubricant to pair with any and all sex toys. Aesthetically speaking, it also matches perfectly with some of the gorgeous colours of the Pillow Talk collection. When you purchase one of these three qualifying products, it’ll be our gift to you!
The Pillow Talk line is great for sex toy experts as well as beginners. With a thoughtful quilted handle and real Swarovski crystals on every toy, it’s always a crowd pleaser!
Day 11 - Freebie day!
Get a free Toyfluid, a toy storage bag, and free shipping!
If you’re ready to treat yourself this Clitmas, save your shopping for day 11! You will receive a free Toyfluid water-based lube, a Fun Factory toy storage bag, and free shipping when you purchase any of the following Fun Factory products:
- Tiger
- Volta
- Lady Bi
- Miss Bi
- Celebrate Yourself - Limited Edition Gift box
- Stronic G
- Stronic Real
- Sundaze
- Bi Stronic Fusion
- Big Boss G-spot Dildo
Day 12
We have our biggest promotion to bring your Clitmas specials to a close! 15% off the entire store! That’s right, stock up on your vibrators, dildos, lubricants, and anything else you desire on the 12th day of Clitmas!
Do you feel spoiled yet?
We hope you do.
After all, that’s what we’re all about. Add yourself to your Christmas shopping list this year, and make sure this is a holiday season you’ll never forget!
Get out there, get in there, and get off there!
Elaine S. Turner
Sex, Dating, & Relationship Coach | Clinical Sexologist | Pleasure Product Guru
Follow me on Instagram @SexWithElaine
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